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Mating Rituals Of The Animal Kingdom
**Because I am an expert at the art of seduction (if I wasn’t always black-out drunk at the time I’d let my numbers speak for themselves), I’ve decided to use my skills to help other, more...
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Antisocial Experiment
Antisocial Experiment #237 Question: What role do The Hunger Games and Twilight franchises play in communication/love/getting signed on with a major rap record label? Hypothesis: None. Conclusion:...
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If impersonating a cougar was illegal, I’d just pull out my cougar-like...
*Male judges only . As many of you may recall, recently I fell in love. We met online, when I signed up on a dating site exclusively for cougars seeking younger men. Since I’m definitely NOT a cougar...
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Looking for my soil-mate.
Recently, while walking in the park, I noticed an elderly couple sitting on a bench holding hands. Like most people do when they see old people in love, I tried to picture them having sex. But then I...
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Love Bites. Literally.
. So as you may or may not recall, I recently made the heartbreaking decision to defriend myself on Facebook. Because I am resilient, I didn’t take it personally. After scrutinizing my friends list to...
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